Tuesday 6th March 2007

the Mama must be a genius - THE SEASON HAS ARRIVED. Can't quite understand why she's so excited though, normally she moans quite abit about it, something to do with the mess on her nice cream rug as well as the fact we can't go for our usual walks. I'm convinced she's up to something and i am jolly well going to get to the bottom of it. So I need to stay alert, YAW N, stay alert to everything going on, YAWN, stay alert and remember to listen to YAWN all her conversations, YAWN, especially the phone ones, YAWN then I wont miss anything, YAWN Ohhh i'll start tomorrow.