Saturday 10th March 2007

The Mama's best friend 'D' arrived yesterday to sta for a few days. Honestly you'd think they were kids instead of grown humans. All they seem to do is laugh, laugh, laugh. Still it does bring a ray of sunshine to the house I just wish they wouldn't be so noisy about it, sleep is very important to a growing dog. I KNOW I KNOW I'M SUPPOSED TO BE ALERT but that was 4 days ago and I do get easily distracted.

off they go, i think their going to do that human thing called shopping. i suppose they will expect me to protect the place. I hope the Mama brings me a bone or toy back like she sometimes does, as long as its not another one of those round ball things. I'm still trying to work out the locic of those things. You know i'm sure the Mama thinks i'm stupid or something, she throws this ball thing, expects me to run after it, pick it up and bring it back to her. Well I dont mind running after it but I cant quite see the need to bring it back when all she does is throw it away again. You humans do do some strange things sometimes.

Their so excited when they return, laughing and talking and looking at all the things they've bought. "Where's my present?" I told you Mama would bring me something! O MY WORD what are they? PANTS, BIG PANTS - FOR ME!!!!!! How could she? How could she do this to me, the humiliation. I just hope nobody sees me. Ohhh, I think I'm ok, shes got the scissors out and is cutting them, they must be for the ragbin. My dignity is saved - or so I thought. the mama's suddenly got me around the rear end, and OH in goes one leg, and OH in goes another and yes you've guessed, the cutting was a hole for my tail. One tug and the action is finalised. Now the mama nows i'm proud of my figure and try to stay in shape the best I can but can you image my indignation when those dratted pants start to fall down and she and I both realise that the pants she has bought are far too big. How hard is it to buy a pair of pants that fit!!!! Still at least she didn't buy red or black ones. the pink ones are far more complimentary to my complexion. Not quite sure about the pin that's stopping them from falling down. AND what am i supposed to do when i need to go to the garden?