Friday 16th March 2007

Apparently today's the day, haven;t a clue what this means but then who am I, only the most sensible creature around here at the moment. No doubt it wont involve me because I'm sure I heard her on the phone saying she would get some luch ready. Some ones on the way, but who? Shame i was asleep when she answered the phone. Mama, I can say, is a fine cook and from the smells coming out of the kitchen I recon we're going to be in for a real feast - thats if there is anything left for me. when the door knocks I alert the Mama and she answers it. I cant believe it, Oh my its one of my most favourite lady's. Now its my turn to get excited because this is the owner of my dog friend Flynn, and slowly everything starts to fall into place. this means only one thing and I think theres going to be a bit of canine pleasure going on here. But hang on thats not Flynn!! HaHa this must be the new boy on the block. the one they call Thierry, handsome or what and so young. Its a good job I look after myself or he probably wouldn't look twice at an old girl like me. Mind i must be doing it for him because he's very very excited and is raring to go! Must be the adolescent in him, or perhaps he just needs the garden! OR maybe its because he thinks im very very beautiful!!!!! I can see that this is a dog after my own heart, with taste, class and style. I dont know if i can keep up with all this excitment, I'm sure I have a headache coming on. Perhaps I aught to have a quiet lie down somewhere i shout, but no ones listening, as usual, especially Mama who suddenly puts my collar on. i somehow know that this is not because we are all going for a nice walk in the countryside. The Mama and D R are laughing and saying I must be ready because my tail keeps moving to the side. well I'm sorry but at this moment in time my tail is completely out of my control and no its no laughing matter, one needs to know where ones tail is at all times. And what do you mean ready? Only joking of cause I know whats going on, I'm a woman of the world I am, I just dont want the Mama, D R and Thierry to think I'm too easy. Umh this is not like it used to be, this Thierry dig is certainly not as gentle and romantic as Flynn used to be. But I suppose that will come with age and maturity. I must remember to tell the Mama that these young whippewr snappers are not always what a lady like myself desire. OW.OW,OW that really hurts, Mama why are you holding onto me like this andletting him hurt me so? I really think I am going to cry in a minute. It seemed to go on for a lifetime, but in reality I suppose it was only 5 minutes. Then suddenly i was able to make my escape - YES THE GREAT ESCAPE straight into my hidey hole under the stairs. Believe me i ran for deaar life - not looking back. As I hid, face down and full of shame I could hear the mama, D>R and Thierry laughing and appearing to be in great spirit. I HOPE THEIR NOT LAUGHING AT ME.................. I cant believe that I, a woman of the world, has been upstaged by a young dog less the half my age.